For all the Martha Stewart fans out there... turn your eyes away from this blog... I have bad news.
Starting September 13th, her show will only be shown on the Hallmark Channel.
I know, I know... bad news bears.
For those of us who can't afford the Hallmark Channel... (let alone a $5 Hallmark card)... tears.
What are we supposed to do without Martha's daily dose of food, fashion, design, and strange sense of humor?
Each day at 1:00 p.m., I look forward to seeing which collared shirt she wears... which chef she overpowers in the kitchen... not to mention, all the "do it yourself" headboards that she makes.
Where else am I supposed to learn how to make Christmas wreaths... a banana cupcake... or mashed potatoes in a mixer with Snoop Dogg?